Our Favorite Freaky Fetish Wear (Just in Time For Christmas)

Ties. Pajamas. Scarves. Sweaters. Yaaaaawn. Spice up the holidays by gifting your loved one(s) with kink gear, or by watching porn with fetish wear. Guys in multi-colored undies are getting passe. If you seek some outfits to spice up the mundane, here's a gathering to whet your frisky fashion sense.

Black Mesh is an old standby that everyone mocks, but no one wears. Sure, it smacks of 70s ridiculousness, but if you're mildly into kinky clothes, mesh makes the perfect starter kit. Imagine the object of your affection wearing this get-up. We bet he's transforming into Alex Chambers before your very eyes. [Colt.com]

An Assless Rubber Singlet is the next step up, here modeled by Brandon Manilow with Erik Bouna. Fulfill your college wrestling fantasy (we know you've got one, Mary) by Crisco-ing yourself and your sex bud into one of these buttless wonders. After y'all roll around on the floor, as the old joke goes, it's "easy access." [BelAmiOnline.com]

We know most of you butch he-men out there wouldn't touch Drag (or whatever the hell's going on here) with a 10-inch dick. Nevertheless, if this trio walked into your bedroom looking just like this, there's not a one of you who wouldn't get all close and personal with what's hiding in those fishnets. Nevermind that they're the love children of the Emcee from "Cabaret" and Dr. Frank-N-Furter. [homotography.blogspot.com]

The "Killian Suit" speaks for itself as the wildest bit of fetish wear of the year. It was designed specifically by request of the power top pornstar, that wonderful weirdo. Can anyone besides Adam pull off this Alexander McQueen of leather, Spandex and mesh? Doubt it. While we'd love to see this paraded live and in person, we'll stick to the simple mesh tank of Alex Chambers above. Call us kinkily conservative. [SlickItUp.com]