Our Ex-Boyfriend Race Cooper Has Broken Our Heart

Whatever happened to Fleshbot's Former Boyfriend, Race Cooper? He's hitched up with a man who isn't us, that's what! How the hell did we miss this? Pornstar Felix Barca is the lucky duck who snatched Race up and we're wracked with jealousy.

We can only blame ourselves. The porny pairing has been public for months. We were so wrapped up in our own lives, having not written about randy Race for over a year, that he had no choice but to move to greener pastures. Only today, when we checked his blog, did the harsh reality hit us like a cock slap to the forehead.

His blog was filled with these recent photos of Race and Felix, taken by Jose Guzman Colon, showing how very much in love the duo are, and like the fabled piano keys, fit together in perfect harmony.

Their love making must sound like the New York Philharmonic, if their scene from Falcon's "Get Me Off" is any indication. We'll make do listening to the music from our lonely seat in the audience.

We'll think of our strong Ex-Fleshbot Boyfriend, Race Cooper, standing atop the mountain, as if waiting for us. Sigh...no more. We suppose now we're in the market for a new lover. Jay Roberts, perhaps?

· Jose Guzman Colon makes Race and Felix pretty. (racecooperxxx.blogspot.com)
· Art that's Awesome! (racecooperxxx.blogspot.com)