Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup is Starting to Hibernate

December 15, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Is it because of winter that shirtless celebrities went into hiding this week? Hours and hours of scouring the 'net and only six hotties this week. Some gloriously sexy diamonds thankfully came out of the rough. From a mysterious Joel McHale skin shot to a sneak peek at Chord Overstreet in swim trunks, thank God these famous males aren't hibernating for the winter.

Remember the Colton Haynes shirtless gay photo scandal earlier this year? He's since calmed down and is now happily releasing shirtless photos for non-gender specific folks to ogle. During his hiatus from MTV's "Teen Wolf," he's been relentlessly working his nubile young body to a state of near physical perfection. From the look of those abs, it's a lot a water and few carbs and crunches 24/7. We should ask his friends, his guuurlfriends.

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We're not sure where this still of Joel McHale is from, since we found it in a photo forum. Let's just pretend it's from a recreation of a late 1970s gay porn. Given how gay friendly Joel often is, we wouldn't be surprised if he filmed a parody one for fun. We'll spray the water on his pecs to make 'em glisten.

The boys of McFly famously have no problem getting naked. Perhaps that's one of the reasons Attitude Magazine named the group's Harry Judd their Sexiest Man of the Year. He certainly fills the sexy quotient as nicely as he fills those tightie whities.

We got a glimpse of Chord Overstreet in red swimwear for the next episode of "Glee." Will they be trunks? Will they be speedos? Will his shirtlessness be completely gratuitous? We detest this silly show, so we won't find out until we start hunting about for next week's round-up!

Irish actor Jamie Dornan plays the sheriff on ABC's modern day fairy tale reboot "Once Upon a Time." After seeing these shirtless shots, we'd like to tell our own fairy tale. It starts out like this: "Dear Penthouse Forum..."

What what? This is Topher Grace, that scrawny nerd from "That 70s Show"???? Further proof you can't get work in Hollywood unless you spend every waking hour at the gym because that sitcom geek has transformed into major stud for the film "Take Me Home Tonight." He needn't ask us twice.