Why Are These Nude UK Soldiers Doing a Swinging Penis Dance?

Oh, the joys (and dangers) of Cam4.com, the site where anyone can watch anyone have live webcam sex for free. Be warned: If you try it, someone might record you and post your sexy shenanigans for all the world to see from now until the end of time. It happened to a group of unsuspecting British boys who decided to have some late night, dick swinging fun. Smile boys, you're on sex fiend camera!

The site boysnaweb.net claims these studs are soldiers. There's no definite proof of that, but we'll stick to that fantasy. We're pretty sure the dudes are straight, since none of their fingers or eyes start traveling to each other, and they dance in a way that only a hetero boy can master. As fantastical as this set up is, we think it's real and not a porn thing. Judge for yourself.

So many questions remain:

• What are they looking at online?
• Who's the lucky fuck they're performing for?
• What would possess them to get naked together like this?
• Do straight guys really on a whim get naked and jerk off?
• Will someone identify these chaps and give them porn contracts?
• Are they really soliders?
• Will one marry us??

Cam4 is like Forrest Gump's box of chocolates. Dear lord, we wish when we visit the site we'd find group action like this!

· Soldados americanos na punheta via webcam (boysnaweb.net)