Our ’80s Surfer Does An Interview That Leaves Us “Breathless”

How we shamelessly hang onto every word of the cutest boys. Take our favorite modern day '80s surfer, Tom Faulk, whose career we watch like a lecherous hawk. He conducted a recent interview that gives us a little more insight into one of the dreamiest twinks in porn today.

The interview was held by a blog called "What The World Does Not Need." The title must be ironic, since what the world definitely does need is Tom, sweet Tom. The interview even mentions how hysterically "breathless" Tom makes us. That's putting it mildly. Our heart literally needs a defibrillator.



Here's our favorite interview tidbits of the Austin native:

How would you describe your sexuality? Gay? Bi? Straight? Curious? Horny?

I would have to say I'm a freak. I get bored easily and am very horny....all the time! Ha! Ha!

Dammit! We hate when pornstars play the ambiguous game! We've gotta know the truth!

You said people in your hometown found out about your modeling. How did they respond? What did your friends/family say? Have you told friends/family?

I have a lot of friends, and my family that does know do not care. Not everyone is kind though. I am constantly either being sexually harassed or slurred on Facebook. It's getting better though. People have figured out I haven't changed, and I'll kick their ass if they mess with me!

We'll kick their ass, too. Stop the H8! Tom Faulk rocks! And, uh... gee, we'd love to friend him on Facebook. Not that we'd stalk him or anything. Oh, no no no. Not at all. Not that we'd look through every photo in his albums. Wouldn't think of it. Nope.







Here's his response to our lamentations on his shorter hair:

From your first scene, your fans loved your look. Recently you got a haircut and people yowled disappointment (smile). What's it like to have a haircut get so much attention? Will you grow your hair back?.... Did CollegeDude's say anything about your new 'do?

Ah yes. Here is my explanation: last time I was up my hair felt too long. In between I've been training and lifting, so I got a haircut to show off my body more. I wanted to look more refined, and not a shaggy haired "twink". LOL I do plan on growing it back though. It just needed a hedging.... At CollegeDudes everyone has short hair basically. It really helps me stand out and you can plainly see my style. CollegeDudes liked the short hair, but not the gauges. So I will no longer be wearing plugs in my ears, but the holes will still be there.

Awwww... his explanation's so innocently sweet. He's forgiven for shearing the locks.

Top or bottom? Is there a type of guy you prefer to bottom/top for?

I prefer topping in porn and bottoming in real life. Although the number of times I've even hooked up can be counted on one hand.

Bottoming in real life? That answers the gay or not question. Whew! However, we're hard-pressed to believe this dreamboat has only hooked up no more than five times in real life. When Tom's ready to move on to the second hand, he can tweet us @FleshbotCedric. (You can tweet us, too, darling reader!)

How long do you plan on working in the industry? What goals do you have after modeling?

Good question. I don't know really. I feel a little unique, so I'm making a go of this industry. I've started working towards clothed, and tasteful, print modeling as kind of a hobby. Also will be working on my bodybuilding.

May Tom not work too hard on his bodybuilding. His fit, lean, swimmer's physique is sublime!

· Tom Faulk Interview (whattheworlddoesnotneed.blogspot.com)
· Tom Faulk (collegedudes.com)