We’d Pay Reese Rideout To Wash Our Car With His Butt Cheeks

Or, we'd just masturbate. Either way, these old photos we stumbled upon of a solo Reese cleaning a car sure gets our business over the Andrew Christian Underwear Car Wash Orgy. A gaggle of silly young things tossing soap suds all over themselves, or Reese Rideout solo? Please, gurl, the answer is obvs!



Yes, admittedly these photo are a few years old and from the now defunct unzipped.net (RIP). It's our first time seeing them here on Fleshbot, however, so sue us. They're brand spanking new to moi. Speaking of spanking—look at that Rideout ass! Although we jumped the gun by saying Reese was washing the car (he could be changing the tire, or bending over to inspect it) we'd love to wash his ass with our tongue.

This could be a business in Key West, Palm Springs, P-Town and all other gay vacation enclaves. Get your auto inspected by dudes bending over with their bare asses. Public nudity laws be damned, a roadside car wash like this will rake in the moolah.

· Reese Rideout (blog.excellent-top.com)