A Gay “Basic Instinct” Would Have Blown Our Horny Teenage Mind

How clearly we recall sneaking into "Basic Instinct" as a teenager, seeing Sharon Stone's legendary leg crossing scene, and thinking, "Hmmm…interesting. But who wants to travel up into that?!" If only we'd have seen "Gay Instinct," instead. Oh, how our adolescent mind would have combusted at seeing that fleeting glimpse of what a man packs between this legs.

In the scene from Men.com, the female role is the resolutely male Kirk Cummings, who plays the sexually overcharged suspect like a mincing club bunny twink trippin' on E. Yes, we still sit in tense silence waiting for those legs to cross to get an eyeful what lies betwixt 'em. Cummings is less sexual and more obnoxiously flamboyant, which frankly makes it all the more satisfying when investigator John Magnum takes him into the back room for a "private" interrogation. In the usual Magnum manner, he fucks the bejeebus out of Cummings. The flaming twink is twisted in all sorts of horny positions by mega-man Magnum. It's like a gay sex version of Jack Sprat and his wife, with muscles instead of fat.

The scene never tells us if Cummings' character was guilty, but if getting fucked by Magnum every day is the sentence, lock him, and us, up for life!

· Gay Instinct (men.com)