This Big Beefy Butt Needs To Be Paid To Bottom

Someone give Gregory lotsa cash immediately and make him spread those ass cheeks. We don't need our Bottom Countdown Clock to presume this dude's a top. He's got a big meaty cock that could make gay male buttholes self-lubricate. Also, with a juicy rear like his, he never opens his crack. That's pure criminal!

Granted, we're not a member of Sean Cody, so it's possible Gregory gives us a peek between his hamhocks in the video. In the photoshoot, however, Sean Cody has failed us. Young Greggy may have a smile like a rainbow, eyes made for the bedroom, a cock to bat baseballs, and a body by Bernini, but it's his bulbous, beefy, biteable butt that's a modern wonder. Looking at them is like discovering the world's largest melon and being unable to crack it open to sip on the sweet nectar within.

Sean Cody's got his work cut out for him. Get Gregory to spread his butt cheeks and get it licked and plowed. Shell out as much moolah as needed. It will further the cause for ass lovers everywhere.

· Gregory (seancody.com)