The Blowjob Isn’t the Craziest Thing In This Porn Scene

Sure the sex in porn scenes catches our eye, but every once in a while, something else steals our attention. This twinkalicious scene is one of those, where despite an impassioned blowjob and fuck session, we'll be damned if our eyes aren't wandering elsewhere...

It's that horrid interior decor! Did they hire a set dresser from the Braille Institute? Porn sets are classically constructed out of cardboard and dried cum, but what the frick is going on here? Who's brainchild was the torn map graffitied with "This Means War"? Why is the sailor suit hanging from a wall clock? In case one of the boys needs to quickly jet out to catch the vessel? Who thought they could smear wall paint on white poster paper, frame it, and pass it for "art"? What the hell is the yellow thing on the side table? A Transformer? How much you wanna bet the window and the door open up to the wall, like the Winchester Mystery House?

At least there's Shawn and JD, sucking and fucking and pounding and all the good things the barely legals over at Helix Studios do to each other. The glory of young lust is how it surpasses the tacky decor of the teen and college years. Mercifully!

· Shawn Pounds JD (helixstudios.com)