Bel Ami’s Mystery Man Has Huge Dick and No Face

Those cockteasers over at Bel Ami love stretching out their scene releases. They've introduced "Joel Birkin," whose thick cock is so humongous it could drill for oil and strike semen. The catch is that he refuses to show his face...until Christmas! Honey, it best be worth the wait.

In an oral only scene, Bel Ami's boy sex band The Kinky Angels -- Kevin Warhol, Jack Harrer, Andrew Boleyn, and Adam -- work over Joel Birkin's sizable manmeat like Florida python hunters wrassling with a monster in the Everglades. For some inane reason, however, Joel doesn't want us to see his face. Who does he think he is? The legendary mystery skier in Falcon's "The Other Side of Aspen II"? What's the hold up for showing his face? If the hat that covers his face during the entire scene were pulled away, would he cringe in horror as dramatic organ music plays like the Phantom of the Opera? Is he all Elephant Man underneath that?

If Bel Ami is going to make us wait nearly a year before seeing Joel Birkin's mug, it better be a thing of such exquisite beauty that the clouds would part and the heavenly trumpeters would summon him up to the ranks of God's heavenly angels. Since Mick Lovell already has that highest honor, who could possibly surpass him?

· Kinky Angels and Joel (belamionline.com)