Give A Little Whistle To These Hunky Handymen

Ladyfolk have historically complained about whistles from burly urban construction workers. Gay men, however, would probably love it...if only the workers were cute. A British company named Buff Builders provides handymen so sexy that you'd whistle right back.

Usually, when men are hired to do work around the house, they a bit busted. Now, when you're fixing up your patio or rebuilding a room, you can surround yourself with sweaty eye candy straight from a porn set. The only downside is that the men don't remove their pants. What's up with that?! Construction work is hot, sweaty stuff. We don't care how rigorous it is, these boys need to be at least in a thong as they manhandle their powertools.

To get full nakedness, after you build your deck or room, hire Butlers in the Buff.

Even though the company welcomes both gay and het customers, it doesn't welcome anyone looking to get more than nails pounded. "Don't get the wrong idea..." the official site warns, "...this is STRICTLY a non-sexual service. We are here ONLY to be looked at but NOT touched. There is never going to be an opportunity to offer 'extras', and refusal may offend."

Deep wood drilling doesn't come with a happy ending, queens.

· Buff Builders (buffbuilders.co.uk)