So You’re Going to an Underwear Party

Picking the right pair of skivvies to highlight your best assets for a slutty night of groping disco balls seems like prom night every time. It's a personal decision that every party girl has got to make for herself.

We've assembled a few summer styles and classics below. The medium is the message (the small and XXL too), what's it saying about the man goodies underneath?

Jack Adams jock strap. A classic that pretty much says it all.

2Wink color block low-rider briefs. Twiggy says yes to color blocking—very mod. The subtle bulge of the bits and pieces might get lost in the dark, but Australian branding leaves the door open for a world of ‘down under' puns to get conversation started.

Joe Snyder morning paper briefs. These are the kind of wrapping a gentleman considers carefully before tearing open. Something to read together over morning coffee.

CockSox leopard print push-up. Crouching tiger aint' hiding nothing.

Gang bang later?! Obviously.

French couture bat-suit. Because irony and the dark knight are always on trend.