No Shirt, No Pants, Good Service

So you saw a hot pair of undies at the underwear party last weekend and you think to yourself, "where the hell do people find styles like this?" If you're a regular at Andrew Christian, you know that you can't just find good underwear, good underwear finds you.

Andrew Christian made another softcore porn video showing you the perks of owning a pair of his finely tailored gay skivvies. We thought things got wacky as soon as the Andrew Christian sales associate (played by über hot model Cameron Marshall) ripped off his shirt, but it gets 10 kinds of crazy when superstud Pablo Hernandez takes a pair of briefs home (they have googly eyes, mind you) to play with, share ice cream with, and even fuck. Say wha?

Seriously though—the only part of this video that matters is the 10 seconds Pablo spends getting off with his poly-cotton blend friend. Five stars for "cute factor" but zero stars for false advertising—why can't we got off on our underwear like this, and more importantly, why are Andrew Christian sales associates ever in clothing?

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