Benjamin Godfre’s Full-Service Hosedown

We can't remember the last time we drove through a car wash, but if all towel boys looked like fashion model Benjamin Godfre, we probably would. It's good to see a man that fully immerses himself in his work—after hosing down a classic car, this dirty fuck turns the hose on himself and gives himself a quick shower while drinking from the hose and having a beer. He's probably getting fired today, but god damn, that tip is going to be HUGE.

Shot by LA nightcrawler Gabe Ayala, the photoset may not be the most accurate depiction of a run-of-the-mill carwash, but who the fuck cares when Benjamin Godfre is half naked. If you've got a chiseled stomach that looks like a Hershey bar and biceps the size of a rear-view mirror, we'd consider it selfish if you weren't constantly soaking wet and making "O" faces into the nozzle of a garden hose.

In case you didn't realize (we constantly have our eyes on the prize), it looks like Godfre's swim trunks are ever-so-slightly coming undone. We'd like to know where the rest of the NSFW series went—and please, Gabe, tell us you fluffed for him.

Gabe Ayala Photography: Benjamin Godfre