Eight Lively Seamen Here To Swab Your Decks

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The seas may be calm this afternoon, but it looks like there's a boat full of butt pirates here to shake up your midsummer booze cruise. There's no better way to swab the decks than with eight hungry seamen, so why not go ahead and enjoy this panty raid as if it were a legitimate capture at sea—we just love a good pirate storyline. Men.com got this lively bunch of sailors to drop anchor and drop trou in a boat that momentarily pulled into port at an erotic, remote island…probably somewhere in New Jersey.

Before you get excited about butt pirates, be warned that the hidden storyline here is less than a flop. Instead of a high-seas adventure with eight strapping lads, this is apparently some kind of marital ceremony that takes place after Johnny Rapid and Tommy Defendi exchange vows, which apparently "takes some balls." If you don't want to immediately lose your boner, just fast forward to the good part—after some Grade-A blowjobs at port, this wave runner sets sail while little Johnny Rapid gets plowed by the bridal party.

Per usual, Tommy Defendi is trying to garner the most attention in the scene by howling and squinting through an anal probe—but fear not, Johnny Rapid and Blaze totally turn this scene into a not-to-be-missed 'must'—just make sure to mute the final group cumshot that douses Tommy Defendi's chest, making him scream like a lumberjack caught in a tractor engine.

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