Elton John Is Hanging Out With Dolph Lambert and Pissing Us Off

What's going on in the world? We've been clutching our pearls ever since a tipster at Queerty sent us an item regarding Elton John's weekend vacay with one of the most beautiful men in the world, Bel Ami super-stud Dolph Lambert. The Mayans may have predicted a looming end to the world in 2012, but this photo is indisputable proof of a declining state of affairs.

As if removing his pants and mooning the two paparazzos following him wasn't enough, Sir Elton John was spotted in the south of France recently with an army of beautiful young boys in tow—and they're not even carrying his luggage! Is our beloved Dolph hooking now? We can't think of any other reason why this unlikely pair would be spotted together (come on), but we can't seem to find a paper trail leading to any websites where the sex god's services are for sale. Maybe he's just trading sex for some new oxen and a few bags of rice?

Need a closer look? Check out Dolph pummeling Jean-Daniel Chagall, courtesy of Bel Ami. Now tell us you can see him doing this to Elton John. We're shivering.

· Watch Dolph Lambert and Jean-Daniel Chagall now (theater.aebn.net)