This Is Not An Andrew Christian Video

We have one thing to say about NextDoorBuddies' Suds & Studs, a brand new scene we get to sit through and feign excitement. What could have been a great muscle stud orgy just turned out to be a big man soup. Have you ever dropped an egg on a tile floor? This is kind of the same thing.

Don't get us wrong—there are some pretty fantastic things going on here, but:

a) More than 90% of this scene contains either Rod Daily or Marcus Mojo, making 90% of this scene unwatchable.

b) Brody Wilder, you are not Brody Wilder. You are Nash of ChaosMen, and your previous employer gave you much, much better scene partners. It's not too late for you to go back.

c) Campbell Stevens, WHAT happened? You were fucking Ray Diaz for Falcon Studios last month. Last month! Your dick need not spend any more time in Marcus Mojo.

d) Donny Wright and Johnny Torque are fucking hot in this scene. In fact, we could watch Donny Wright get on his knees and take cum showers all day. The mere presence of Donny Wright in this scene kept it from treading into worst scene ever territory.

Oh yeah—there was some kind of car wash theme, hence the name, Suds & Studs. It's kind of like an Andrew Christian video, except Rod Daily and Marcus Mojo are in it. Could have been hot.

· Check out the scene at Next Door Buddies (NextDoorBuddies.com)

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