Mario Costa’s Whale Dick Makes Rare Appearance

Mario Costa has a new scene on ExtraBigDicks.com, and if you know anything about his elusive tiptoe through the porn industry, you know this is a real treat. Mario's kind of like a holiday that only comes once a year, but still manages to creep up on you. He's got a dick that can't even be described as "horse hung," or the often hilarious "monster cock."

Think whale dick. A whale has to have a pretty huge dick, right? Watching Mario slide this thing into Antonio Kava is kind of like watching a school bus crash into a garage door, but in a very slow and calculated way. We'd like him to be a hardcore hole-pounder, but you probably have to be gentle when the measurement of your dick can be given in "football fields."

Enjoy all the classic moments, including:

Look! This dick is bigger than my face!

Look! This dick is as big as my foot!

Look! No really, just look at this stunning masterpiece.

We sure hope Antonio Kava can still walk. There mere sight of that thing is rearranging our internal organs.

·  Check out the full scene starring Mario Costa's whale dick (ExtraBigDicks.com)

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