Ashton vs. Ashton: Who Bottomed Best?

We have a bad case of slut syndrome this week. Corbin Fisher and Sean Cody released two new scenes starring a different "Ashton," and we're having a hard time keeping track of these boys and remembering which one was the better fuck. Especially since Ashton Kutcher was tied up shirtless in bed on Two and A Half Men last week. It's Ashton madness—how long must we wait for another Ashton scene?

It's time to organize the "Ashton" page in our little black book, and knowing we can't keep more than one man of the same name, we're going to have to give one one of these Ashtons the axe. So, which Ashton is worth another roll in the hay (excluding Ashton Kutcher, of course)?

Sean Cody - Miles & Ashton: Bareback

This is Ashton's first time exclusively bottoming at Sean Cody. We imagine it should have been his "first time" in general, but he was so anxious to jump on the D in his last scene, that he essentially begged to be fucked by his last scene partner, Curtis. Believe it or not, his asshole is hungrier this time around (maybe he's been practicing with toys), because his new partner's dick is so good it puts Ashton on the verge of an orgasm more than once. Three times, actually.

Watching this boy bottom with a raging boner makes us wonder why he ever pretended to be a top in the first place. He's not just "a bottom," he's a full-fledged cumslut, and totally approaching Dawson territory. He doesn't just ride dick, he fully consumes dick and loves the fact that Miles can ram his "sweet spot." Now that he knows he can cum hands-free, we want to see him try it out with a veteran like Jarek or Brandon.

Sean Cody's Ashton seriously shines. Was this even a competition?

· Watch Miles fuck Ashton only at Sean Cody (SeanCody.com)

Corbin Fisher - Fucking Ashton

Unlike Ashton of Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher's Ashton is bottoming for the first legitimate time on camera with crowd favorite Harper. We'd be lying if we pretended Ashton was the focal point here—it's all about Harper and his godlike status at Corbin Fisher. Could he be the new Connor?

This Ashton isn't a terrible bottom, he's just new, and definitely not as eager as Sean Cody's Ashton. He's a bit hesitant, actually, and does that awful open-palm-pushing-his-partner-away thing that we hate so much. Seriously, he has to be the first person that's ever pushed Harper's dick away. There are cock-starving people in third world countries that would do anything for a man like that.

Much to Ashton's dismay, Harper manages to squeeze the full monty in a few times, but it's not as exciting as it could be if Ashton could manage to stay hard. We know you like to fuck vajeen, but couldn't you just pretend to be a cum-thirsty pig for 20 minutes?

· Watch Harper pop Ashton's cherry at Corbin Fisher (CorbinFisher.com)

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