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Dexter Gets Dirty: Michael C. Hall’s Body Is As Perfect As You Thought

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We'd be lying if we said we didn't originally start watching Showtime's Dexter seven years ago for the potential half-nude sex scenes. And although we were kept at bay for years with "nudity" from the waist-up, our fingers were still crossed for something more revealing.

We don't usually say this often, but EGRWLIHJFVLKBJZX.

We're fucking speechless.

Last night's Dexter quickly turned into every gay man's wet dream come true (minus the woman) when Michael C. Hall stripped down to his birthday suit for a rather intense fuck with costar Yvonne Strahovski, whom he was getting ready to murder, we might add. Sure, there's some ladybits jiggling around these shots, but we'll sit through anything that details Dexter's bedroom manner.

Just as we suspected, Hall's character is really needy and nervous in bed. This is legitimately everything we've ever wanted from this show. We totally wouldn't mind if he just killed everyone and turned the show into a weekly power hour with different ladies. Next time, though, we'd love to see Bryan Cole bouncing up and down on that dick instead of this buxom blonde.

· Via SuperHeroFan (SuperHeroFan.net)

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