Billionaire Danny Palick Makes Josh Long Squeal

November 20, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

The giving spirit is hitting us hard this year, so we've decided to splurge and get you one of the best gifts we could think of: two Josh Long posts in two days. Once you realize that this new scene scene he did for Str8 to Gay is a fucking event, you're going to thank us for being so thoughtful.

So what, exactly, makes this Str8 to Gay's "Pool Intruder" a fucking event? Josh Long is bottoming for Danny Palick, who we think is cuter than a picnic basket full of puppies.

This is one of our ultimate pairings. We can usually pick favorites within a scene, but these boys are so scrumptious together that whatever they do next will automatically be subpar. And by "they," we mean "Josh," because it's impossible for Danny Palick to do anything subpar.

The porn gods have answered our prayers this time around by making Danny a dominant, verbal top that fucks Josh as punishment for jerking off in the pool. Making us believe this is actually Danny's home is laughable, though, since he already lives in a mansion and drives an Aston Martin. Danny Palick is the phrase "fuck bitches, get money" personified.

Once you watch Danny's thick cock make Josh whine like a little bitch, you'll understand why this is the greatest gift you've ever received.

You're welcome.

UPDATE: Danny Palick owned an Aston Martin at time of posting, but has since purchased a Bentley. Bye, haters! (Also note the gigantic watch that cost more than your yearly rent.)