Which of These Sexy Santas Would You Fuck?

We huddled inside our apartment last weekend as thousands of drunk straight girls and their slobbery hetero counterparts claimed the streets of New York in one of the most vomit-inducing heterosexual gatherings on the East Coast: SantaCon. We stayed far, far away from the vicious stampedes of intoxicated douchebags and wondered why there couldn't be a simliar event for gay men in their underwear...

That was until we learned about the Santa Skivvies Run, an annual event in San Francisco that raises funds for the San Francisco AIDS Foundation. It's an orgy for your eyes; a nonstop wet dream of impossibly sexy Santas in Diesel underwear and tube socks running through The Castro.

We're serious.

Check out the nearly 400 participants dropping trou in public and tell us which one you'd fuck. We wouldn't kick any of them out of our bed, but if we had first pick, we'd do some pretty filthy things with Queerty's Korey Kuhl. Swoooon!

· See more photos in Queerty's Santa Skivvies Run coverage (Queerty.com)

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