BREAKING: Ex “Big Brother” Houseguest Will Wikle In Full Frontal Photoshoot

After I have announced the evicted male model, he will have one minute to gather his belongings, say goodbye, and leave the Internet forever. By a vote of one to zero, Benjamin Godfre, you have been evicted from the Internet.

Did you hear that? That was the sound of Will Wikle one-upping Benjamin Godfre.

Former Big Brother houseguest (he probably hates being called that) and ex-pornstar boyfriend Will Wikle has finally pulled his pants down in front of a camera, giving us an unobstructed view of his junk, which has become the most overhyped and sought-after penis of 2012.

First, he gave us a rough estimate of how big his shaft actually is, and then he rolled around in bed with a bunch of pornstars and probably had a wild orgy afterward for a raunchy underwear party advertisement. It was only a matter of time before he entered the self-promotion-because-I-have-a-hot-body game by posing nude and making kissy faces with the king of self-promotion, Benjamin Godfre.

Look at that peen! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

Do you think this photoshoot is a cut scene from Benjamin's new Oh My Godfre DVD for Falcon, or is it the first scene for the inevitable What the Wikle?! sequel?

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