In Which We Discover the “London Party Twink” In Newcomer Lyle Boyce

August 13, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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We've only recently begun to appreciate the differences between subsets of twinks, but it's a mission that's quickly become one of the most important research projects of our time. We've seen muscle twinks and "twunks," hairy twinks and hairless twinks, loud twinks and quiet twinks—even some twinks that are not twinks at all!

But for the purposes of this post, we'll only be discussing one type of twink: the London Party Twink.

Meet Lyle Boyce. This is his very first gay porn scene.

We can't say for certain that Lyle Boyce is blacking out in the streets of London every weekend, but we're basing his LPT status on a few well-informed facts. First, he refers to himself as a "tiny weird boi" and a "cute porn slut," which are both things we assume a LPT would call himself.

Second, he is friends with @JWilliamJames, a hardcore LPT that waxes philosophical on Twitter between posting racy selfies and jerk-worthy club photos (when he's not getting lost at a Berlin orgy).

Lastly, Lyle Boyce just looks like somebody you'd find wedged between the dancing cage and the DJ booth at a hot, underground after hours club in the heart of the city. He'd probably stumble around the dancefloor after making out with you in the bathroom, and then light a cigarette in the cobblestone street before hailing a cab to your place. Once there, he'd lie back and let you throw his pale little body around the room, forcing it into whatever sexual position you desired. Then, he would service your every desire before jerking a load from his own beautiful, uncut dick and probably asking for cab money home. Aren't LPTs the greatest?

Though our account is much more detailed, he's doing something similar with Billy Rubens in the latest Eurocreme update. Cross your fingers that his scene with Fleshbot Boyfriend Kayden Gray comes soon!