The Sexual Position So Rare, It Can Only Be Performed In Brooklyn

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We New Yorkers don't have much room for anything in our tiny shoebox apartments, let alone ample room for a good fuck with the cutie we just bagged at the bar. We keep our sweaters in our stoves and our files under the mattress, so when it comes to getting our freak on, we can get pretty crafty.

That's exactly why it comes as no surprise that this rare sexual position, the Door-to-Door, is coming to you straight from the hollows of Brooklyn in the latest Dirty Boy Video scene.

Brooklyn is perhaps the only place on planet Earth where you can successfully twist yourself into the Door-to-Door position, you see, because it requires you to place one leg on the front door handle, and one hand on the handle of your bedroom door. Now tell us, where else in the world could you possible touch both your bedroom door and the front door while standing in one place?

Nowhere.

It's also imperative to note that the only beings capable of finding pleasure in this position are Brooklyn 20-somethings that don't mind every neighbor down the hall hearing their sexual conquests.

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