What The Hell Is Happening In This Gay Porn Preview?

When it comes to cheesy scenarios in gay porn, I only ever have one of two opinions. Either the gay porn scenario is so incredibly awesome that you have to scream and shout about it revolutionizing the entire industry, or it falls so flat that you don't believe anyone involved actually took it seriously.

There are, of course, a few exceptions to this rule. But it's safe to assume that any gay porn scenario involving the standard "service worker" coming to "service" something in a naked man's house is going to be a total flop. Or so I thought before watching this great new preview at Jason Sparks Live...

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The moment Zack Taylor answers the door in a jockstrap to invite the "tax guy" in, I thought this was going to be awful. Then, I realized I actually have no clue what is happening in this gay porn preview because it's unlike anything I've ever seen in gay porn, and in the real world for that matter!

I spent most of this preview wondering why Tanner Wayne doesn't remove his shirt (he's not a troll), until the 1:25 mark where prompted by nothing, Zack is abruptly thrown off of Tanner's cock mid-fuck and onto the coffee table. Some muttered words are exchanged, Zack throws this wacky half-ass kick at Tanner, who at the time is tip-toeing across the room while pulling his pants up and reaching for the door. What the fuck did taxes have to do with any of this? Why didn't anyone cum?

Can somebody tell me what the hell just happened?

· Watch Tanner Wayne get kicked out (?) of Zack Taylor's house at Jason Sparks Live (JasonSparksLive.com)

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