Cody Cummings Admits He’s Still A Gay Virgin

October 25, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Sorry to those of you that wanted to believe Cody Cummings was actually getting fucked in those cheap smoke-and-mirror scenes at Next Door Studios. In a video interview with the UK's Channel 4 this week (random…), gay porn's Biggest Liar, Cody Cummings, revealed that he was never fucked by Brandon Lewis, Anthony Romero, or Joey Hard. How embarrassing.

Maybe Cody thinks confirming what we knew all along will help him land that TMZ sportscaster job? (Spoiler alert: It won't.)

The video clip, which you can watch here, was part of a documentary called Date My Pornstar. It's called "Gay Hero", even though nobody has ever referred to Cody Cummings as a "hero" before today.

I feel so gross after watching this! This dude is truly a basket case—he talks as if he made some sort of major contribution to the industry by making awful facial expressions while actual stars dry-humped his thighs. I have no qualms with straight men working in gay porn (I love them, actually), but claiming to be a "gay porn star" while HAVING NEVER BEEN FUCKED OR FUCKED ANY OTHER GAY MEN is downright offensive. Again, ew!

"It was never supped [sic] to b anythg [sic] more thn [sic] it was," he says. BUT IT WAS GAY PORN! AM I MISSING SOMETHING?!

Bye, Cody Cummings! You're not my hero.

For what will hopefully be the last time, here are three videos of Cody Cummings panting while awkwardly pretending to receive dick: