Watch Austin Wolf Do The One Thing You’ve Always Wanted To

November 11, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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The latest episode of Randy Blue's awesome "Welcome to LA" series finds quintessential gentle daddy Austin Wolf standing in the back of Silverlake's legendary Faultline bar, indulging in one of gay America's favorite pastimes: Judging go-go boys. It's a known fact that any gay who ever judged a go-go boy did so because he wanted to sleep with said unattainable go-go boy.

But no one is "unattainable" for The Hottest, Most Sensual, Most Amazing Pornstar of the Millennium, so he's gone ahead and done the one thing you've always wanted to—he took pornstar go-go boys Sean Zevran and Romeo Alfonso into the back room for a spontaneous threesome while the rest of Faultine's patrons cried on the dancefloor. This officially makes Go-Go Dancer the #2 hottest career choice of 2013, right between Professional Frat Boy Cock Servicer and Office Slut.

I truly hope these dancing babes succumb to the same fate as Austin's previous fuck. I hear that whore he plowed in Burbank is an A-lister now...