Here’s The Greatest Bachelorette Party Game Ever Played

November 13, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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Ah, the bachelorette party. That special time in every woman's life when for one night (other than Halloween), she can act like an unabashed slut, drink from penis straws with her friends and possibly get fucked by a male stripper less than 24 hours before exchanging vows with the man of her dreams.

Aside from all the debaucherous sex that happens and the copious amount of alcohol consumed during them, bachelorette parties are best known for the raunchy games they host. Nearly all bachelorette parties involve penises in one way or another, but I just discovered a fantastic new bachelorette party game that doesn't require any penises at all! Just one hungry slut with an accommodating hole and four good friends looking to get their rocks off.

It's called "Pin the Dildo", and I've been introduced to it by way of the "Sausage Party" happening at Dirty Boy Video this week. This is not actually a bachelorette party, but without the spontaneous orgy prompted by this game, I assume it would be a great hit at anyone's pre-nuptial party.

Pin the Dildo begins once DBV brings "four of our favorite dirty boys" together and Mike Challenger realizes he can only be fucked by three other dicks. Three is obviously not enough for this slut, so he invents a game where three men blindfold themselves and probe his asshole with a vibrating dildo before taking turns doing it with their dicks. Brilliant.