Now you can stick the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, right where he belongs: up your butt.
According to the Huffington Post (link below): "Graphic designer Fernando Sosa is blowing up on Reddit with his newest 3D printed work of art: a figurine of Russian President Vladimir Putin that's not-quite-perfect for some self-loving, but it's a way to stick it to the country's anti-gay politics."
The artist explains, "This is the second of my political oriented figurines. As many of you guys know, Russia is bringing an all-out war against the civil rights of gay people in Russia. Leading the charge is Mr. Putin and his homophobic leadership. I wanted to ridicule Mr. Putin so I wanted to make a voodo[o]-like doll of him so people could do whatever they wanted to Mr. Putin in the privacy of their own home. However, what a better way to attack Mr. Putin's shirtless bear wrestling reputation? Make him into the shape of a butt plug."
Can Putin continue to support the anti-homosexual laws in Russia when he's neck-deep in a man's anus? The former KGB strongman is spending a lot of time in that dark, smelly region in a fact-gathering mission that may say he's less bi-dismissive than bi-curious.
If you're not into global politics and your asshole is a bit too large for the fit Poutine to snuggle comfortably, you may want to check out Sosa's other sex toys, such as New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.