“I’m not a bad idea, papi.”

If you don't want your boyfriend to cheat, you should probably just not have one. Most men are incapable of monogamy, and gay men even less so. Lay down the rules, negotiate your boundaries, and open it up. It's less mess.

Case in point: You're in Angel Rock's taxi, and after hearing your sad tale of cheating-boyfriend woes, he crawls over the back seat and kisses you as only a Cuban hunk can. Do you push him away? Could you? Would you even want to? Hell no! I've lusted after his fat cock in dozens of videos. "Let's go somewhere and fuck!" is the only response.

As Angel parks the taxi in a garage, Landon says, "This is a bad idea. I should go." Angel hooks his arm over the head rest and says, "I'm not a bad idea, papi." (Best porn line ever!) He climbs into the backseat for some of the steamiest 24 minutes I've ever seen in a car.

Car sex is awkward and uncomfortable, but when a handsome, Cuban taxi driver wants you to sit on his 9-inch cock in the back seat, you quickly discover that head rests, seat belts, and handles are a bottom's best friend. It's passionate, got-to-have-you, sweaty car fucking that really only works in a porn video, but Angel and Conrad make me want to try out my car's back seat again.

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