Nick Jonas All Kinds Of Fuckable At Women Of The Year Event

Sassy starlet Nick Jonas will always be our Woman of the Year, so it makes sense that last night he headed to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City, where he looked so highly fuckable that I can't stand it! Jonasty isn't back in full form until he at least goes shirtless - something he hasn't done in forty-five decades - but this hint of chest hair visible over a shiny gay club shirt and Steve Harvey funeral suit is just doing it for me.

Or maybe what's doing it for me is the fact that Jonas' eyebrows are eyebrowier than ever, his beard is beardier than ever, his head of hair is more fuckable than ever (yes, I would,) but most importantly, his face is as dummy dumb dumb dummy as ever! Ugh, those looks. I am swimming in cream corn right now. While we're (i'm dragging you into this) going apeshit over Jonas' looks, it's also worth noting that his skin is legit radiant in these pics. This boy is firing on every cylinder imaginable, and hopefully, someday, he'll make his way on to my cylinder as well. Head to the gallery to see all the Jonasty red carpet perfection you can handle! 

Peen.Is.: Um, this is insane, but does he kind of look like Nolan Gould in these pics?!

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