This is what Throwback Thursday was made for! Kids probably know TBT as that thing old people did in the early 2010s to show off their young slutty pictures on social media. In that grand tradition, I give you a very young Channing Tatum looking all. Kinds. Of. Fuckable. Obviously, these pictures have been around a while since the current Tatum looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein's test dummy. Sorry 'bout it. These photos, presumably taken around his stripper years, tell a completely different story.
In these truly blessed pictures, the cocky little bitch exudes boyish charm while no-so-shyly striking poses in just some white boxer briefs. Dear Gay God, thank you for white boxer briefs. If you tilt your screen the right way you can see a little ass crack in the pic where he's bending over the desk. Am I currently in the office moving my laptop around like I'm panning for gold? I'll never tell. Something tells me you'll love for the dick and ball separation in the pic with Tatum's outstretched arms, and something tells me you might pre-cum all over your panties when he grabs his dick in bed. Just, wow.