Nick Jonas Returns With Revealing Snapchat! Pubes?

November 7, 2016
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As the chirn say these days, "the thirst is real," as over the past month Nick Jonas has been keeping his sexy body under wraps, leaving us fucking parched. Sure Joe Jonas stepped in to fill the void, but judging by our Battle of the Hunks you'd rather your void be filled by the one and only Nick Jonasty. And I do not blame you, since Nick Jonas is a taint tingling sex God that can make you explode with just one big dumb look! This weekend Nick Jonas must have sensed our wanting dried up voids, because he delivered an unreal Snapchat exposing his ripped body, perfectly fuzzy chest and belly, and, vas ist das, some pubes? (!?!?)

24-year-old Nick Jonas hasn't given us an unobstructed view of his body like this in a while, and it's reminiscent of the infamous Instagram picture that helped jump start his solo career. In addition to the aforementioned physical details of this sex on a stick, we can also see his V cut - which interestedly I recently learned are sometimes referred to as "cum gutters." Since those are probably ditches you'd like to irrigate, I'll leave you to ogling this sexy shirtless Snapchat of Nick Jonas, and decide if we are indeed looking at some upswept pubes above the waistband!

You can also check out his workout routine that he recently posted to Instagram below. And oh yeah, remember to Play Hard, Work harder... on yo dick.