Naked Easter Egg Butts Will Help You Whip Up Some Egg White

Naked Painted Easter Egg Butts

In response to the complaint that Easter doesn't have enough man ass cheeks, the folks at Buzzfeed created these Easter egg mASSterpieces just in time to help us celebrate the season. While for some reason none of the boys in this shoot spread 'em to reveal their Cadbury Creme holes (I guess that would be the Fleshbot photoshoot), this is one hell of a bubble butt line up!

Buzzfeed documented both the finished product- complete with baskets, peeps, and plastic flowers - as well as a bunch of behind-the-scenes ass shots (above). If you're looking for a reason for the photoshoot, it's basically that close up shots of amazing asses are boner-inducing, so why the fuck not? And they're hawking Mac Cosmetics. Testing on butts instead of animals? I approve.

Can you even imaging staring at these perfect asses all day while painting them? I can think of about 300 reasons why I would be fired if I was one of these artists, starting with the fact that I would for sure stick that paintbrush above into that b hole. Too tempting! Here's an example of the finished product, and head to the gallery to hunt down some more yummy ass eggs!

Via Buzzfeed