Gus Kenworthy Sandwiched Between Silver Foxes Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen

 

For dinner at the @ejaf gala they were serving up some silver-fox sandwich realness. Lol! Pleasure to be seated at a table with these two handsome gents.

A photo posted by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Nov 5, 2015 at 9:55am PST

Down the foxholes

OMG take me, any of you, I don't care. Gus Kenworthy recently posted this picture of him sandwiched between silver foxes Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Gala. It's like the second you're out of the closet you end up at an Elton John AIDS benefit. Honestly, no matter what celebrity comes out when, he's always being photographed at an Elton John thing like the next day. I think Elton actually plans his events around famous people's peendependence days.    

Gus Kenworthy has been all over the place since coming out in ESPN magazine last month. Well, mostly he's been doing relatively normal stuff for a celeb but every time he posts a pic now it makes all the gay headlines. Like, this post. While thanks to spoilsport Andy Cohen we now know that him and Cooper aren't trying to make baby foxes together, I'm going to go ahead and get an even better dirty picture in my mind by imagining the three of these guys pile driving each other. Andy would be keeping things light with the yucks, Anderson would be doing up-to-the-minute reporting on what's happening, and Gus would have two dicks in his ass SORRY, not sorry. While Gus looks super snazzy in a tux, and he's a good person for going to the benefit, and he's sandwiched between these gorgeous silver foxes, I'd still rather see him in his shameless Halloween costume anyday:

 

A photo posted by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Oct 23, 2015 at 8:35pm PDT