Rapper The Game’s Dick is Back in Second Instagram Post!

 

A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Nov 2, 2015 at 4:36pm PST

He's Got Game

Who says romance is dead? We'll get to The Game's second bulge go around in a second, but first, find a fancy restaurant and a guy going up to tables playing a violin like in 90s sitcoms because you're about to get a face full of passion! Adding to last week's string of horrifying hashtags, The Game's most recent Instagram post includes: #PropthemPillows SoYoureComfortable #NowSpreadThemThighsForMe #LickYourIndexAndMiddleFingers #NowTouchThat PearlTongueAnd GoCounterClockwise #DontMakeMe SlapYourHand AndMakeYouStartOver #YouBoutToGet ItAteLikeGroceries #NowWhatImBout ToDoNextMightTickle

You about to get it ate like groceries? Just let me shower first! Can somebody please agree with me that these bulge posts have something to do with the underwear brand that he's sporting, Ethika? In addition to THIS post from Buzzfeed that I shared with all of my girl friends yesterday because this is the kind of stuff we're interested in (it mentions product placement on Instagram (but mostly it's about an internet celebrity secretly battling with image and weight issues)), it would be too much of a coincidence for The Game to wear the same random brand twice. I'm at their website (damn it worked), and it looks like The Game's bulge is torturing "the Staple" model of underwear in Brown Heather. The description says 'The Brown Heather Men's Staple underwear represents form, fit, and function. We want YOU to rise, not your underwear." Don't worry Ethika, I am getting a rise.