Justin Theroux Nudity To Celebrate The Leftovers Premiere

It's been quite the week for ol' junky Justin. First, on October 3rd Theroux made his first public appearance with Jennifer Aniston since their August wedding!!! Kate Middleton and Prince William actually flew in for the occasion, and it's now a national holiday in 26 countries. While the tabloids gave a play-by-play of the event (not kidding), you were busy not caring at all, and probably wondering when you were going to get another look at Justin's pants package, which brings me to the second biggest JT event of the week - the season two premier of his HBO show The Leftovers. 

No, Way, Jose

The Leftovers is an abduction thriller that takes place in a world where millions of people have mysteriously vanished, and focuses on a community trying to maintain normality in a culture of chaos. Sweet. You'll remember the show for its gray sweatpants jogging scene that gave you a lap full of leftovers.

The season 2 premier was beyond a fucking disaster, because for some reason HBO thought people would be interested without any shots of Justin's sexy body! It's a damn shame that the biggest star of the show, Justin's junk, has been Kimmy Schmidted in his pants, and I urge the network execs to let him out. Let him out I say! After a year of anticipation the season 2 premier was a bust, but we'll always have our memories I guess. 

Looking back

On the memory of 

The dance we shared

'Neath the stars above

For a moment

All the world was right

How could I have known

That you'd ever say... goodbye. 

**Smell ya later**