This Guy Brings New Meaning to the Phrase ‘Go Fuck Yourself’

It's a birthday trick that I do each year in front of my family. They seem to really enjoy it, especially when the neighbors come over and look me straight in the eye while I'm self fucking.

Honestly, I enjoy it and usually end up self fucking once or twice a month. I've been fucking myself for several years, far before my addiction to Reddit.

pighalf

Are you by any chance a grandfather that enjoys eating cookies in front of your grandson but doesn't give him any because his dick can't touch his asshole?

Also, when fucking yourself, does it feel like you're fucking or being fucked?

selffuck1

That little shit should have never came in to my kitchen without reaching his full potential.

It's hard to describe, you have full control over both while feeling mind blowing pleasure.

What a cut up, huh? He even Rick Rolls one of the commenters...

bundt_trundler
Ok. Now what?
selffuck1
Now we watch two beautiful women making out

There's at least one honest exchange in here and probably covers about all the questions I imagine anyone might have for this guy...

firmkillernate
How difficult is it to not get an erection? I feel like it would just slip out if you popped a boner.
selffuck1
As a beginner you'll absolutely have a hard time at first and it can be frustrating. Once you've finished a few sessions it's far easier to control yourself and know what to expect. You cannot get an erection during self fuck due to the position your penis is in.
ButtsexEurope
But then how do you cum?
selffuck1
Right before I cum my penis thickens up and gets a little longer. While you do cum, sometimes it does not all come out until after you penis comes back out. However, there are positions where I can cum my entire load inside of me and it feels amazing.