Kirk Cameron’s New Adventure Finds Him at the Center of Gay Erotica

When he's not busy gaming Rotten Tomatoes, circumventing people's intellect, having the saddest birthday party on record, or just generally being a douchebag, Kirk Cameron is now making his home in the pages of gay erotica. Apparently a boneheaded proclamation he and fellow bushel of putrid dicks Ray Comfort made in 2007 has now come back to bite Cameron in every orifice thanks to "Kirk Cameron and the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick."

The gay erotica is selling for $6.99 on Amazon—apparently not as a part of that bullshit Prime Day sale they wouldn't shut the fuck up about—and finds the former Growing Pains star and present Evangelical dickfalcon on the receiving end of the Crocoduck's insatiable sexual appetite.

According to the book’s description, Kirk Cameron & the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick promises lots of “hot gay orgy action, involving crockoducks, sexy holy cheese, Chaos Magick, oral sex, anal, clone 69ing, and Stigmata hand sex.”

Here’s a little excerpt:

The Crocoduck darted toward the kneeling and shocked open-mouthed Kirk Cameron. Kirk didn’t close his mouth in time and took nine inches of the Crocoduck. It squealed with delight while flapping his wings. The Boners followed the Crocoduck’s lead but went into the 69 position. They sucked one another, mirroring each other, looking like a funhouse of fellatio.

Okay "Stigmata hand sex" is pretty fucking awesome. I know that most of these ridiculous fan fic Kindle singles are for shit, but I have to give author Mandy De Sandra credit for Stigmata hand sex. 

h/t Queerty