You Just Put Your Lips Together, And Suck

I am not in favor of smoking, but I know many people are. On the other hand I am very much in favor of wanking, and I know a great many people are too. So, how about putting the two things together? If you are a smoker, how about a smoke and a wank together. Well, apparently that is what this guy is doing in this amateur jerk off clip. We don’t get to see much of his smoking, but he tells us this is what he is doing, and we do get to see an incredible bulge in the front of his white underwear.  

What is it about white underwear that makes it so much more horny than any other color, even black? Or is that just me? After a while he shows us what is causing that bulge and if that thing was a cigar you wouldn’t be able to roll it on the thighs of Cuban virgins, or whatever cigars are rolled on. You could do some damage with a thing like that.  

I just had a thought, the perfect solution. Not being a smoker I won’t be able to help this guy out with his cigarette, or his cigar. But I could very easily help him out in some other way, and by doing the same thing: putting it between my lips and sucking in. Now that’s the kind of smoking I can go for.    

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