When You See John Cena’s Penis In ‘Trainwreck,’ It’s Not His Real Penis

By now you've seen the red band trailer for the upcoming comedy Trainwreck—if not, it's right here—and know that wrestler John Cena has a sex scene in it. According to reports out of SXSW, where the film had its recent premiere, he shows his ass and rests a towel on his dick, but the film's star Amy Schumer just confirmed that it's not Cena's actual dick. 

In a recent interview with E! Online (link below), Schumer was talking about how funny Cena was and casually floated a story about the dick being carved out of a broomstick.

Their romp in bed includes Cena attempting to talk dirty to Schumer. Much of it was ad-libbed. "He's truly the funniest person…The challenge of that scene was just not laughing," Schumer said.

Especially when the post-sex cleanup includes a shot of a naked Cena with just a hand towel covering and hanging from his seemingly erect you-know-what.

We're sad to report it was a dummy penis.

"I think it was part of a broomstick," Schumer said. "Jimmy was our prop guy and he was whittling one day. I was like, 'What you doing, Jimmy? What you working on?' He was like, 'I'm making John's erection.'"

So yeah, sorry to break that news, but it had to be done. I also feel obligated to mention that the film will also be worth seeing for Bill Hader. Ah, Bill Hader...

Via E! Online