9 Bel Ami Models And Their Real-Life Inspirations

Bel Ami is one of the greatest gay porn studios that ever existed, but its location in Eastern Europe has enabled both it and its models to remain elusive, sometimes mysterious, and refreshingly exotic.

The models all tend to be of Eastern European descent, most often Czech or Hungarian, save Mick Lovell and the few other Americans at Corbin Fisher and Cockyboys that have flown to Prague for "foreign exchange" scenes. They also often share last names with famous Americans, a tradition that I've long suspected was an attempt to dominate the Google search pages of every "[insert celebrity here] naked" search.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's taken note of the naming process at Bel Ami, even though nobody from Bel Ami has ever spoken about the process by which models choose their stage names. A few new models recently appearing on Bel Ami with very obvious celebrity names have compelled me to lay them all out, side by side with their celebrity inspirations, to determine the method behind the madness.

I'm assuming Jim Kerouac's name is inspired by famed American novelist and poet Jack Kerouac, but I do not assume that Jim is the hottest model to ever work for Bel Ami. I know that for a fact.

My undying love for Jim Kerouac is not a secret, either. I named him The Most Flawless Gay Porn Star of 2013 and have often hailed his perfect cock as one of perfect length and girth — he has what I would describe as the perfect cock, and a flawless, chiseled body to match.

Of course Adam Archuleta is named after David Archuleta, the adorable Mormon boy made famous as the runner-up of American Idol season 7. I know this because they look like identical twin brothers.

I'd be lying if I said I never fantasized about David while watching Adam smash his long, uncut dick deep inside an insatiable European twink, but I wouldn't ever trade actual sex with Adam for sex with David. I don't cheat on my boyfriends.

I have no idea why Kevin Warhol is most likely named after Andy Warhol, aside from the fact that they share an interest in filming fellatio. I could see where you would get a "young Andy Warhol" vibe from Kevin, if Andy Warhol were a stunning 20-something Czech model with a leaner physique and hairless asshole.

As an equal opportunity employer, Bel Ami does not discriminate when it comes to gender. It may be strange, but a few models are (presumably) stage-named after Victorian-era women. Andre Boleyn doesn't look a think like Anne Boleyn, but he damn well deserves to also marry a king. A king with a huge cock and an insatiable appetite for young men.

Could former police officer Kris Evans be named after American heartthrob Chris Evans? Their dicks are almost the same size, if we're to assume Chris has a similar-sized dick to that of his gay brother's.

John Wahlberg is most likely named after newcomer Mark Wahlberg, though it's not likely they'll share similar career paths. John's story is mysterious, and his single scene description is quite depressing:  "He turned up at the studio for this photoshoot just 1 week before starting a student exchange program in the US. When he comes back we will try to get in touch with him again." Sounds like the beginning of a Mark Wahlberg movie.

I can definitely see the physical similarities between newcomer Phil Affleck and a very young Ben Affleck. It's almost perfect matches like this that make me believe Bel Ami doesn't give their models famous last names by coincidence. Bel Ami describes Phil as "tall, dark, and handsome," the exact same way I'd describe Ben Affleck.

Marc Ruffallo and Mark Ruffalo? Nice try, Bel Ami. I don't see the resemblance.

You're blind if you look at Rhys Jagger and immediately think of young Mick Jagger. They have the exact same jaw line, and I know it may be a little gross to think of Mick Jagger in such an explicitly gay way, but I can assure you there is nothing gross about watch Rhys Jagger work his huge cock.

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