Zac Efron No Longer Owns A Shirt

Ever since he appeared shirtless throughout most of the film Neighbors last month, Zac Efron appears to be going on a permanent hiatus from shirts. 

Perhaps this is just his way of becoming the next McConaughey. Skip shirts for a while, do tons of shitty movies, make five good movies in a row, win an Oscar. Sounds like a solid plan, and I'm definitely eager to follow his progression from teen heartthrob to shirtless superstar. 

The Daily Mail (link below) recently posted a number of pics of Efron's pecs, as he made skateboards for charity with friends, all of whom, it should be noted, were wearing shirts. Is no else allowed to be shirtless when Zac is? Are those his rules? "Chet, what are you doing? Didn't you see me just pop my shirt off brah? Put yours back on. Nobody's allowed to be shirtless in the vicinity of a shirtless Z." 

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Via The Daily Mail