I’ll See Your John Deere Tractor Sex And Raise With My Cornfield Blowjob — The Weird Places We Have Sex

August 15, 2014
JOE-SPUNK

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When Jason Sparks Live got these three guys together, they asked Gage Bentley about the wildest place he's ever had sex. "On a John Deere tractor in the middle of a field," he answers. I had to think about this one. I don't know if I have just one, I've had quite an eventful sex life, and I'm not even sure that any of my locales were particularly weird.

But my favourite tale involves a "straight" married man I picked up when I was 17 years old. The cigar store in the next small town over from mine had a dirty magazine section and I used to push my way into the line of men standing in front of the racks flipping through Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler. I'd grab a Blueboy or Numbers magazine (the gay nudie mags of the day), and check to see who noticed. This particular afternoon a man did notice and after eyeing each other, I left and he followed. I jumped in my car and he followed me out of town, down a dirt road where we parked, and then I led him into the corn field where I blew him. He was so shocked that I let him cum in my mouth. "You like that?" he asked. I often think of that man and wonder if he ever found his way permanently to our team.

Geez ... I almost forgot that this isn't the all-about-me post. I'm supposed to be telling you about this threeway at Jason Sparks Live. Aside from John Deere tractor sex, Gage also talks about his fantasy of having a guy cumming inside of his ass, then sucking out his jizz, and feeding it to Gage with cum kisses. No, thanks. I'll stick to swallowing cum right out of the cock. Tanner Bradley and Dillon Anderson (the one wearing all the non-English language tatts) take turns tag teaming Gage. Tanner doesn't blow inside of Gage's ass, but all over it. Then, while pounding hole, Dillon leans into Gage's ear, "You want me to cum inside?" Gage says he does want it, so Dillon blows. But does he fulfill the rest of Gage's fantasy?

So how about you? Do you have a weirdest place you want to tell us about? How do you feel about guys wearing tattoos written in foreign languages? Do you think felching is hot or disgusting? My, my ... there's so much to talk about with this one.

Watch this Bareback Threeway at Jason Sparks Live