So there's this band called 5 Seconds of Summer, maybe you've heard of them. They recorded that song, "Ooo girl, put your love on me," or something. The bassist is Calum Hood, who looks like a long lost Wahlberg brother, and he posted a video of his dick and then immediately regretted doing so.
According to Gossip Cop (link below), Hood admitted it was his dick.
The original footage was placed on Vine as nude screen caps that have, not surprisingly, led to a frenzy.
While the man’s face is never seen in the video, Hood confirmed that it’s indeed him.
“Least ya know what it looks like now,” he tweeted on Thursday, adding, “I’m still just a teenage kid learning from mistakes :).”
Most fans seem to have forgiven the youthful indiscretion, supporting Hood in such numbers that #WeLoveYouCalum and #WeDontCareCalumWeAreHereForYou both trended on Twitter for hours.
I love teenagers, man. They come up with the pithiest hashtags. #WeSawYourDickButItDoesn'tMatterBecauseYou'reStillTotallyTheBestMusicianThatEverLivedAndIWantYouToMeetMyMomAndReadTwilightBooksWithMe
By the way could this band have a stupider name? 5 Seconds of Summer, what does that even mean? Plus it makes me think of 30 Seconds to Mars, which is second only to Dogstar in stupid side project bands fronted by vapid himbo actors.
Via Gossip Cop