Police Training… MEN.com Style

The folks at MEN.com certainly seem to be changing the way they do things, at least for their most recent releases. After churning out a number of different film lines that had multiple volumes (think Big Dicks at School 6, Drill My Hole 8, Str8 to Gay 7, etc.), it seems they've begun to favor a more feature film-like feel. Such is the case with Men in Blue, which stars Connor Kline and Andrew Stark as newbie cadets in the police academy. As is standard with the overwhelming majority of gay porn, none of the guys can really act - but they sure can fuck.

The film opens with Connor and Andrew alongside fellow cadets Liam Magnuson and Johnny Ryder, all being introduced to the academy by their instructor Rocco Reed. Rocco tells them that he expects nothing short of "courage, integrity and honor." I'm not too sure about integrity and honor but the guys certainly show a lot of courage, especially in the "take a big dick up my ass" department. The first fuck comes courtesy of Connor and Andrew who realize they'd rather take to each other than take an exam. Both men are in peak physical condition and both are hung and handsome to boot. Connor's cock stays hard the entire time he's getting fucked and Andrew's flying cumshot is so intense that Connor unintentionally gets hit in the face. Connor's back for scene two, joined by Liam Magnusson for a mock police bust that leaves them stranded in a parking garage. What to do, what to do… Connor's deepthroating Liam's cock in no time and he's soon playing insatiable bottom once again. Connor doesn't seem to have the same chemistry with Liam as he had with Andrew, but he still bounces on that cock like it's the last one on earth. The last scene is a five-way orgy that starts with group wrestling drills but changes quickly once Liam is caught jerking off through his pants. The sex scene that ensues is all kinds of hot, so I won't spoil it for you. Suffice it to say it's a must-see.

It's possible that my memory is shit (a decade and a half of party drugs and poppers will do that), but I can't remember enjoying a MEN.com film as much as I enjoyed Men in Blue. I have to admit, I have nothing but distaste for Connor's "Born This Way" tattoo that spans his shoulder blades, but until you realize what it says it's actually kind of hot. The running time is a bit short and, as I mentioned, there are only three scenes, but two of those three are solid enough to carry the whole film so it works. I don't know that Men in Blue will have you rushing off the join the local police academy anytime soon, but you'll definitely be rushing off to blow a load or two.

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3 out of 4 stars
Reviewer: J.D. Luvdacock of TLAgay.com