Best Job on Earth: Professional Frat Boy Cock Servicer

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It took me quite a while to realize sitting behind a desk and jerking off while writing about other people having hot sex was my true calling, but most people never realize their full potential and end up working dead-end jobs that don't cater to their interest and talents. I assume that if more people knew Professional Frat Boy Cock Servicer was an actual profession, there'd be a lot less people unhappy at work.

After retiring the term "man whore," the good men of FraternityX have hired the world's first Professional Frat Boy Cock Servicer. His name is Dylan, and his duties include "crawling around the house sucking cock," being "on his knees 24/7," "waiting for bros to pull out their cocks," and getting fucked during commercial breaks in the football game.

It's an unpaid position, but if you're as thirsty as Dylan, I'd say 12 gallons of warm cum in your hole is great compensation.

· Watch Dylan service these frat bros at FraternityX (FraternityX.com)

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