Fucking the Boss: Scott Hunter vs. Johnny Rapid

Have you ever been fucked by your boss? I'm not talking about last year's insulting holiday "bonus" or that time you volunteered to work an overnight shift—I'm talking the full monty. Face down, ass up—perhaps you're even skilled enough to get fucked while filing some paperwork?

As someone who has had sex with—and subsequently had a hand in the termination of—four ex-employers, I will say that sleeping with your boss is not the best thing to do if you care about the future of his career. Whether it be a secret handy-J or a full-blown fuck, screwing around with your boss will almost always end up in somebody's firing. Unless you work in gay porn, of course.

Let's pretend for a moment that Jessy Ares is your boss and Colby Keller is your professor. You (obviously) want to fuck both of them, but one of them will get the ol' pink slip as a result. Who would you choose?

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I'm partial to choose Jessy Ares for my workplace fuck-and-dump for a number of reasons. First off, the fact that he remains completely clothed while he undresses and slams Scott Hunter is insanely hot—there is no question of who's in control here. Second, his choice to fuck while buttoned-up suggests he's done this before. He's really busy with a rolodex full of hungry power bottoms—if he gets sacked, he'll find a job almost immediately, and I won't feel bad about getting him fired.

· Watch Scott Hunter bottom for a fully clothed Jessy Ares at Men At Play (MenAtPlay.com)

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I can't say I've ever fucked a professor, but that's not to say I never tried! Like Johnny Rapid, plenty of my college papers also went mysteriously missing. But unlike Johnny Rapid, none of my professors were Colby Keller, and none of them ever exchanged a fantastic grade for a chance to fuck me during office hours. Bummer!

· Watch Colby Keller fuck Johnny Rapid in "Pervy Professor" at Men.com (Men.com)

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