The Wish List: Fleshbot Recommends Gifts for Our Favorite Porn Stars

We're certain that anyone that appeared on Fleshbot this year is on Santa's "naughty list," but that doesn't mean they should wake up to an empty tree. The boys you love have worked hard all year, so it's only proper that you return the favor by spoiling them with Christmas presents. From video games to ketchup, bongs to the Bible, our favorite Fleshbot Boyfriends are asking for some pretty snazzy stuff this year. So check out the things we think you should buy them from their Amazon wish lists.

Jimmy Fanz

Jimmy's wish list isn't as exotic as others we found, but it has at least a couple things we think Jimmy needs immediately.

1. Take the Lorell Executive High-Back Chair, for instance. Our little pup has been fucked in some precarious positions, and spends a lot of time hunched over, so we'll rest easy knowing he has proper back support at home. Plus, we want him to feel comfortable when he's throwing side eyes and pouting during his Randy Blue Live shows.

2. Jimmy also needs the Hohner Blues Band Harmonica 7-Pack with Carrying Case because we think it's something he'll actually stick to. After that, he'll post adorable photos of himself playing the harmonica on Twitter.

3. Get him these Ultra 2013 Tickets. Jimmy's highest priority is ours.

Duncan Black

Duncan Black's wishlist says a lot about him, and it's making us fall in love with him all over again. It reads like a list to Santa from a boy in fifth-grade, and all these video games just prove that Duncan is really just a cute little boy trapped inside a sex god's body. Here's what we think you should buy Duncan this year:

1. The Bedroom Mirror Louis Philippe Style in Deep Black Finish. Um, hello. Anything that improves the quality of Duncan Black mirror shots on Twitter would be greatly appreciated.

2. The KattySaks Kittle Litter Box Cover. WTF?

3. Now that he's dating Bryan Cole, Duncan will need the Bobkona Hungtinton Microfiber/Faux Leather 3-Piece Sectional Sofa Set so they can fuck in the living room. After that, they can play the New Super Mario Bros by Nintendo together. How fucking cute!

Danny Palick

Danny probably doesn't need anything from you this year because he's already a zillionaire that collects expensive cars. But just in case you wanted to impress this beautiful stud by showering with things he can already afford, he'll probably sent you a nice email and sign it with dollar signs.

1. Rolex Mens Stainless Steel Gmt II Black Dial. Who doesn't need a $9,000 watch? Buy this for Danny Palick, and he'll probably feel obligated to thank you in person. Plus, he definitely won't be late for your dinner date this time.

2. We would buy Danny some Nike Shox Deliver Mens Running Shoes, so he can go for a long jog in them, return home, and force us to smell them and lick the soles while he fucks us from behind at a photoshoot.

3. Zillionaires have a lot of enemies, which is probably why Danny will need this Concealable Vest made of Goldflex (kevlar). If a peasant uprising compromises his mansion, 24-car garage, and that cuuuute face, we'll rest easy knowing he's got kevlar close to his heart.

Anthony Romero

While scanning through the items on Anthony's list, we couldn't help but think about him twisting and squirming in euphoric pleasure with each of these items. To tell you the truth, we imagine Anthony doing everything with the same passion he has for bottoming. We'll just assume that buying any one of these things for him will somehow give us a positive return on future Anthony Romero erotica.

1. Anthony must have the 7 Piece New Black Bondage Kit BDSM, S&M restraints. You haven't lived until you've experienced Anthony Romero's kinky side, so this is a must-have item for every room in the house.

2. The Waterpik RPB-173 Drenching Rain Fall Showerhead. Can you imagine Anthony standing under this, jerking off, and posting photos of it on his new website?

3. Heinz Tomato Ketchup, 114-Ounce paired with The Bible for Dummies only because we think they'd spark interesting discussion on Twitter.

King Connor

We can't believe we're looking at items that have actually been hand-picked by Corbin Fisher's Connor. He's only been on Twitter for a few weeks, and interacting with him has been more surreal and spiritual than watching him creampie Dawson in the CF 9-XXX Workout.

1. Connor loves the Jessica Sanders collection, so we recommend the Jessica Sanders Egyptian Cotton 1500 Thread Count Duvet Cover Set. King size sheets to fit a king size bed, all in the name of King Connor.

2. DO NOT BUY CONNOR Passion Lubes, Premium Silicone Lubricant. We don't want him to fuck anyone other than filthy cum sluts at Corbin Fisher.

3. Buy Connor the $50 Amazon.com Gift Card with Gift Box so he can buy himself the $50 Yardhouse Gift Card. Then go wait for him at Yardhouse.

Donny Wright

Just like Duncan Black, Donny Wright has an inner kid inside of him. But unlike Duncan Black, Donny is a powerful top that fucked the life out of Jimmy Fanz before destroying Duncan's own hole in his debut as a Men.com exclusive. He's also a pothead, and we love him.

1. Mario Kart Wii with Wii Wheel. Fucking adorable! We need photos of Donny playing with this ASAP.

2. When Donny needs a relaxing night in, he'll probably need this Glass Waterpipe. We absolutely adore potheads, and we'll probably roll a blunt for Mr. Wright the next time he visits us in New York. Extra-thoughtful gifters should also purchase this four-pound tub of Now and Later Assorted Candies, you know, because he'll probably need a snack once he's blazed.

3. Dude. We just got so fucking high with Donny Wright. You should buy him a five-pound bag of Haribo Gummi Candy, Techno Bears, a five-pound bag of Sour Patch Kids Assorted Candy, and a 64-ounce tub of Red Vines Red Original Licorice Twists. Express shipping, please.

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